A**holes In Headphones
Two assholes in headphones breaking down your favorite Rock, Hardcore, Metal, and Emo albums.
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Episodes
Sep 24, 2023
Sep 24, 2023
1hr 44 min
On this episode we review the album Atlas Ruinica by The Wise Man's Fear and Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers by Kendrick Lamar. At first glance these albums are vey different, but we still manage to expose some parallels at the end. Sit back and relax while we soothe your sweet earholes.
Mar 26, 2023
Mar 26, 2023
1hr 34 min
On this episode we review the album "Danza 3 : The Series of Unfortunate Events" by The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza and "Grey Britain" by Gallows.
Dec 25, 2022
Dec 25, 2022
1hr 24 min
After months of suspense we've finally released the season 1 finale of Assholes In Headpones, It's a Christmas miracle!!! On this episode we discuss Ghostemane's album "Anti-Icon" and the album "Rescue & Restore" by August Burns Red. Prepare for an epic battle of emo rap vs Christian metal like you've never seen before!!! We look forward to bringing you even more music in season 2 and can't wait to see what 2023 has in store!!!
Oct 3, 2022
Oct 3, 2022
1hr 23 min
On this episode we discuss the album "Otherness" by the band Alexisonfire and "Tickets To My Downfall" by Machine Gun Kelly. Throw on your favorite pair of headphones and find out what toe thumbs have to do with one of these albums :)
Aug 1, 2022
Aug 1, 2022
1hr 2 min
On this episode we discuss the album "The Artist In The Ambulance" by the band Thrice and "Tear From The Red" by Poison The Well. Its been two decades since these albums dropped and they've aged like a fine wine. Put on your Osiris skate shoes, grab your Nokia brick and head to the warped Tour cause we gonna blast you back to the past!!!
Jun 27, 2022
Jun 27, 2022
1hr 9 min
On this episode Ryan and Patrick discuss the album "Survivors Guilt:The Mixtape" by KennyHoopla featuring Travis Barker and "Nothing Left To Love by Counterparts. Pour yourself a glass of milk and enjoy a rub and tug while we examine the truth behind the music.
Jun 13, 2022
Jun 13, 2022
59 min
On this episode we discuss the EP "Lowest Form Of Animal" by the band Kublai Kahn TX and "Pasteurized Milk" by Bilmuri. Grab your headphones, fill up your kiddie pool and come take a dip with us.
May 16, 2022
May 16, 2022
1hr 21 min
On this episode Ryan and Patrick discuss the album "Wolves Within" by the band After The Burial and "A Tear in the Fabric of Life" by Knocked Loose. Be sure to use your headphones if listening at work, we DIG up some seriously offensive content on this one.
May 2, 2022
May 2, 2022
1hr 19 min
On this Episode Ryan and Patrick discuss the album "Eternal Blue" by the band Spiritbox and "The Romance Of Affliction" by SeeYouSpaceCowboy. Put on your blindfold before going outside...........oh wait that's the movie Bird Box, my bad!
Apr 18, 2022
Apr 18, 2022
1hr 14 min
On this Episode Ryan and Patrick talk about the album "HORIZON" by the band Starset and "What It Is To Burn" by Finch. Prepare yourself for lift off as we take a journey through the cosmos!!
Apr 4, 2022
Apr 4, 2022
2hr 11 min
On this episode Ryan and Patrick tackle the albums "Hot Damn" and "Radical" from the band Every Time I Die. Grab some tissues while we discuss these killer albums from a band that recently broke our hearts.
Mar 14, 2022
Mar 14, 2022
2hr 28 sec
On todays episode Ryan and Patrick analyze the albums "Mister Asylum" by the band Highly Suspect and "HAIL STAN" by Periphery. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband, cause these albums be raping everybody's eardrums out here!!!
Feb 28, 2022
Feb 28, 2022
1hr 58 min
On todays episode Patrick and Ryan sum up the albums "Matriarch" by the band Veil Of Maya and "Two Parts Viper" by '68. Go feed your snake, put down your Marvel comics and don your favorite headphones!!
Feb 14, 2022
Feb 14, 2022
1hr 35 min
On this episode Ryan and Patrick talk about "Empty Black" by the band Greyhaven and the self titled album by Bayside. Put on your favorite pair of skinny jeans, log into Myspace and reminisce about how your parents ruined your life.
Jan 31, 2022
Jan 31, 2022
1hr 48 min
On this episode Patrick and Ryan review the albums "This Place Will Become Your Tomb" by the band Sleep Token and "Much Love" by Microwave. Dim the lights, grab your headphones and relax while we explore these bangers.
Jan 17, 2022
Jan 17, 2022
1hr 45 min
On this episode we discuss the albums "Failure On" from the band Beloved and "Glow On" from Turnstile. Find your favorite headphones and join us while we break down these two fantastic albums.
Jan 3, 2022
Jan 3, 2022
2hr 6 min
Everybody remembers their first album, so it seems fitting that we kick off The Assholes In Headphones Podcast by analyzing the first cassettes Ryan and Patrick ever purchased. Pop on you headphones, throw some fresh batteries in your Sony Walkman and join us!!